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Despite these obstacles, he has emerged stronger and offered the one deep thing that he believes “saved” his life. Online movie streaming services   This superstar was raised in a family without warmth or support, and he experienced emotional neglect from his parents. Despite this, he persevered and eventually became one of the most accomplished…

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses. The next morning they went to the…

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be…

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 21 year old.” Father: “When was the last time you made a…

After a year of begging, I got my kid a kitten for Christmas. But within a week, I realized the kitten was more trouble than I expected. Food disappeared from the counter, pillows were shredded, and my favorite plant was mysteriously tipped over. I reached my breaking point when I walked into the kitchen to…

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing,…

After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, Are all of those children yours?” He replies, “No. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.”

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I went to an international school in Asia where many of the students had rich parents. Most kids were dropped off by their driver in a new Mercedes. I was there on a scholarship, and my family was working class. I never knew why my mom would take me to school at 6 am, before…

My wife and I were returning from a party at 2 AM when our car died in a remote area. There were no mobiles then, so we waited. An hour later, a college student passed by and drove us to town. We offered money but he said, “Happy to help.” Years later, my wife called…