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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce…

Henry was convinced he’d stay single forever, enjoying the freedom of his life without family responsibilities. But a day spent with his niece, Mira, changes his perspective. After a wild night, Henry wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with a strange dog licking his face. He’s just about to leave when his sister Riley calls,…

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she…

Hi, My MIL is retired and visits us a lot, often staying for the weekends. I asked her to help by cooking for the kids while my husband and I work full-time. She refused, saying, “I’m a guest here!” Frustrated, I told her she was no longer welcome in our home. Days later, my 10…

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Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand? Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right. Boss: So, what were you arguing about…

A man is scrambling eggs when his wife walks into the kitchen. “Careful,” she cries. “Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget…

Last night, my husband and I had a fight. I had trouble falling asleep, so I just lay there with my eyes shut. At some point, he came into the room to grab something. He stopped near the bed, leaned in close, and quietly said, “I wish we’d never married.” My heart broke. The next…

When I was 8, my class had a Christmas gift exchange. My family was so poor we couldn’t afford a gift, so I wrapped one of my dad’s old books in reused gift paper and gave it to my classmate. She, in return, had given me the latest Barbie. When she saw my gift, she started crying. The next…

Paddy goes on a first aid course. The instructor asks, “What would you do if your child swallowed the front door key?” Paddy said, “I’d climb in through the window.”