The price included an eight-person staff, pool, and gym.

While we were white-knuckling it through another cramped family Christmas, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went ahead and sprung for the five-figure holiday of our dreams. 

You know the one—where an entire body of water and security team protect you from unwanted relatives, and the accommodations are so luxe that Page Six is contractually obligated to breathlessly report each five-star detail.

Per said report, Pitt and Jolie are spending the holiday season in Phuket, Thailand—an island so exotic that it once starred in a Kim Kardashian Instagram scandal.

More specifically, the recent By the Sea co-stars are said to be staying in a $18,000-per-night, 10-bedroom villa at the Amanpuri beach resort—an accommodation so exclusive, apparently, that it is not even featured on the resort’s Web site.

Page Six assures us, however, that Pitt, Jolie, and their brood—Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivienne, and Knox—are getting their money’s worth: the “two-floor, mammoth spread . . . comes with a staff of eight servants, private gym and a pool surrounded by ‘minipagodas.’”

And if the Pitt-Jolie holiday lair is anything like the resort’s measly 9-bedroom villas, it also features ocean views, a Thai chef, king-size beds, media room, massage room, steam room, personal bar, sound system, and Wi-Fi. The resort’s Web site additionally boasts of its ancient Ayutthayan architecture and pristine location on the Andaman Sea, where it is “interspersed throughout a mature coconut plantation.”

In addition to hanging out at their $18,000-per-night digs, the family also jet-skied, swam, sailed on a yacht, played mini golf, and visited a local Hindu temple according to Us Weekly